Saturday, October 21, 2006

99 Words of Horror Contest


my trophy :)






Here is my entry for Matt D's contest over at Fireflies in the Cloud.

It's a pretty sweet contest, so check it out if you're interested.

So, without further ado.



Midnight Snack

My wife can’t stand the guttural growls of the refrigerator at night.

People have looked at it. Nothing’s wrong with it except for the groans like a hungry stomach.

She screams at it in the middle of the night. Sometimes her words devolve into gibberish. She hits it, too. Then, on a particularly bad night for my wife, it stopped. I figured she fixed it once and for all.

In the morning, my wife’s side of the bed was cold. She wasn’t in the kitchen. I grabbed the refrigerator handle and opened the door. Light poured out.

And blood.




27 Comments:

At October 23, 2006 8:40 PM, Blogger bellemanda said...

dude, buy a new fridge! The new ones are all on diets. Seriously love your story. It is creative and scary. I am glad I sleep heavy and am not woken by grumblings from my '73 Amana

 
At October 24, 2006 1:12 AM, Blogger anne frasier said...

haha!

delicious!!!

 
At October 24, 2006 9:47 PM, Blogger Joanne D. Kiggins said...

Great entry, Matt!

 
At October 25, 2006 1:45 PM, Blogger SMG said...

As Doctor Zoidberg would say, On my planet you don't eat from the fridge, the fridge eats from YOU.

 
At October 26, 2006 9:45 AM, Blogger jason evans said...

Ha! That was great, Emeraldcite! Dang those hungry appliances.

 
At October 26, 2006 9:54 AM, Blogger mist1 said...

This one is fabulous.

I'm hungry now.

 
At October 26, 2006 12:15 PM, Blogger Dayngr said...

Appliance revenge. Loved it!

 
At October 27, 2006 1:27 PM, Blogger Kate Thornton said...

Great story - I love possessed appliances...

 
At October 27, 2006 8:44 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Great story! :)

 
At October 29, 2006 7:28 PM, Blogger emeraldcite said...

bellemanda: thanks! this story is based on a real life event. I only altered a few facts:

1. my wife getting up and yelling at the fridge. she slept through the whole ordeal.

2. the fridge actually eating my wife. it died long before it ever go the chance to do so...

anne: glad you enjoyed it!

joanne: thanks! right back at ya!

smg: thanks for stopping by!

jason: should have seen what it did to the cat...

mist1: i hear that if you saute a fridge in butter and salt it, it's quite excellent with a littler merlot.

dayngr: someone must speak for the applicances, much like the Lorax. Only the Truffula trees didn't eat people as an act of revenge...

kate: they love you too.

jeff: thanks!

 
At October 30, 2006 5:13 PM, Blogger towerkel said...

Explain that one to the police!

Great story

 
At October 30, 2006 11:59 PM, Blogger Merry said...

CONGRATULATIONS on your win!!!

 
At October 31, 2006 12:05 AM, Blogger bellemanda said...

great story! congrats. I am happy to hear your wife just slept through the whole thing!

 
At October 31, 2006 12:11 AM, Blogger emeraldcite said...

Thanks merry and bellemanda! It was a really great contest with a bunch of cool entries.

I count myself pretty lucky!

 
At October 31, 2006 12:37 AM, Blogger Arioch1066 said...

Congrats as i saif on Matts' page this was my favorite entry

 
At October 31, 2006 1:31 AM, Blogger Kappa no He said...

Congratulations and great story!

 
At October 31, 2006 8:53 AM, Blogger poppak said...

congrats! excellent work.

 
At October 31, 2006 10:05 AM, Blogger Lauren said...

Congratulations :)
Great story--kinda gives new meaning to leftovers...*ick*

 
At October 31, 2006 12:11 PM, Blogger Bk30 said...

congratz!

 
At November 01, 2006 7:17 AM, Blogger Aya Soya Douya, The Cracklepuffen said...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
*relaeses confetti*

 
At November 01, 2006 8:21 PM, Blogger towerkel said...

Congrats on the win!

 
At November 02, 2006 3:19 PM, Blogger Laura said...

Congrats on the winning story! It is really a great read!

 
At November 02, 2006 11:23 PM, Blogger emeraldcite said...

Thanks everybody! I had a blast.

 
At November 14, 2006 1:17 AM, Blogger anne frasier said...

hey, that trophy hasn't always been up there, has it???

congratulations!!!!

 
At November 14, 2006 9:36 PM, Blogger Jeff said...

Congratulations! Good job!

 
At November 21, 2006 4:01 PM, Blogger emeraldcite said...

Thanks! It's a new addition :)

 
At December 04, 2006 1:05 AM, Blogger Ray Wong said...

BOO! I hate you. Die.

Die.


p.s. just kidding. Congrats!


Die.

 

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