99 Words of Horror Contest

my trophy :)
Here is my entry for Matt D's contest over at Fireflies in the Cloud.
It's a pretty sweet contest, so check it out if you're interested.
So, without further ado.
Midnight Snack
My wife can’t stand the guttural growls of the refrigerator at night.
People have looked at it. Nothing’s wrong with it except for the groans like a hungry stomach.
She screams at it in the middle of the night. Sometimes her words devolve into gibberish. She hits it, too. Then, on a particularly bad night for my wife, it stopped. I figured she fixed it once and for all.
In the morning, my wife’s side of the bed was cold. She wasn’t in the kitchen. I grabbed the refrigerator handle and opened the door. Light poured out.
And blood.



27 Comments:
dude, buy a new fridge! The new ones are all on diets. Seriously love your story. It is creative and scary. I am glad I sleep heavy and am not woken by grumblings from my '73 Amana
haha!
delicious!!!
Great entry, Matt!
As Doctor Zoidberg would say, On my planet you don't eat from the fridge, the fridge eats from YOU.
Ha! That was great, Emeraldcite! Dang those hungry appliances.
This one is fabulous.
I'm hungry now.
Appliance revenge. Loved it!
Great story - I love possessed appliances...
Great story! :)
bellemanda: thanks! this story is based on a real life event. I only altered a few facts:
1. my wife getting up and yelling at the fridge. she slept through the whole ordeal.
2. the fridge actually eating my wife. it died long before it ever go the chance to do so...
anne: glad you enjoyed it!
joanne: thanks! right back at ya!
smg: thanks for stopping by!
jason: should have seen what it did to the cat...
mist1: i hear that if you saute a fridge in butter and salt it, it's quite excellent with a littler merlot.
dayngr: someone must speak for the applicances, much like the Lorax. Only the Truffula trees didn't eat people as an act of revenge...
kate: they love you too.
jeff: thanks!
Explain that one to the police!
Great story
CONGRATULATIONS on your win!!!
great story! congrats. I am happy to hear your wife just slept through the whole thing!
Thanks merry and bellemanda! It was a really great contest with a bunch of cool entries.
I count myself pretty lucky!
Congrats as i saif on Matts' page this was my favorite entry
Congratulations and great story!
congrats! excellent work.
Congratulations :)
Great story--kinda gives new meaning to leftovers...*ick*
congratz!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!
*relaeses confetti*
Congrats on the win!
Congrats on the winning story! It is really a great read!
Thanks everybody! I had a blast.
hey, that trophy hasn't always been up there, has it???
congratulations!!!!
Congratulations! Good job!
Thanks! It's a new addition :)
BOO! I hate you. Die.
Die.
p.s. just kidding. Congrats!
Die.
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